IT'S BEEN
ONE WEEK SINCE
YOU LOOKED AT ME
COCKED YOUR HEAD
TO THE SIDE AND
SAID I'M ANGRY
FIVE DAYS SINCE
YOU LAUGHED AT ME
SAYING GET THAT
TOGETHER
COME BACK AND SEE ME
THREE DAYS SINCE
THE LIVING ROOM
I REALIZED IT'S ALL
MY FAULT BUT
COULDN'T TELL YOU
YESTERDAY
YOU'D FORGIVEN ME
IT'LL STILL BE
TWO DAYS TILL I
SAY I'M SORRY
4 BAR BREAK
HOLD ME NOW
AND WATCH
THE HOODWINK
AS I MAKE YOU
STOP N' THINK
YOU'LL THINK YOU'RE
LOOKING AT AQUAMAN
I SUMMON FISH TO
THE DISH ALTHOUGH
I LIKE THE
CHALET SWISS
I LIKE THE SUSHI
'CAUSE IT'S NEVER
TOUCHED A FRYING PAN
I'M HOT LIKE WASABI
WHEN I BUST RHYMES
BIG LIKE LEANN RIMES
BECAUSE I'M
ALL ABOUT VALUE
BERT KAEMPFORT'S
GOT THE MAD HITS
YOU TRY TO MATCH WITS
YOU TRY TO HOLD ME
BUT I BUST THROUGH
GONNA MAKE A BREAK
AND TAKE A FAKE
I'D LIKE A STINKIN'
ACHIN' SHAKE
I LIKE VANILLA
IT'S THE FINEST
OF THE FLAVOURS
COME SEE THE
SHOW 'CAUSE
THEN YOU'LL KNOW
THE VERTIGO
IS GONNA GROW 'CAUSE
IT'S SO DANGEROUS
YOU'LL HAVE TO SIGN
A WAIVER
HOW CAN I HELP
IF I THINK YOU'RE
FUNNY WHEN YOU'RE MAD
TRYIN' HARD NOT
TO SMILE THOUGH
I FEEL BAD
I'M THE KIND OF
GUY WHO LAUGHS
AT A FUNERAL
CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I MEAN
YOU SOON WILL
I HAVE THE TENDANCY
TO WEAR MY MIND ON
MY SLEEVE
I HAVE A HISTORY
OF TAKING OFF
MY SHIRT
IT'S BEEN
ONE WEEK SINCE
YOU LOOKED AT ME
THREW YOUR ARMS IN
THE AIR AND
SAID YOU'RE CRAZY
FIVE DAYS SINCE
YOU TACKLED ME
I'VE STILL GOT THE
RUG BURNS ON BOTH
MY KNEES
IT'S BEEN
THREE DAYS SINCE THE
AFTERNOON
YOU REALIZED IT'S
NOT MY FAULT NOT
A MOMENT TOO SOON
YESTERDAY
YOU'D FORGIVEN ME
AND NOW I SIT BACK
AND WAIT TILL YOU
SAY YOU'RE SORRY
12 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
CHICKITY CHINA
THE CHINESE CHICKEN
HAVE A DRUMSTICK
AND YOUR BRAIN
STOPS TICKIN'
WATCHIN' X-FILES
WITH NO LIGHTS ON
WE'RE DANS LA MAISON
I HOPE THE SMOKING
MAN'S IN THIS ONE
LIKE HARRISON FORD
I'M GETTIN' FRANTIC
LIKE STING I'M TANTRIC
LIKE SNICKERS
GUARANTEED
TO SATISFY
LIKE KUROSAWA I
MAKE MAD FILMS
OKAY I DON'T
MAKE FILMS
BUT IF I DID THEY'D
HAVE A SAMURAI
GONNA GET A SET
A' BETTER CLUBS
GONNA FIND THE
KIND WITH THE
TINY NUBS
JUST SO MY IRONS
AREN'T ALWAYS FLYING
OFF THE BACK-SWING
GOTTA GET IN TUNE
WITH SAILOR MOON
'CAUSE THAT CARTOON
HAS GOT THE
BOOM ANIME BABES
THAT ALWAYS MAKE
ME THINK THE
WRONG THING
HOW CAN I HELP
IF I THINK YOU'RE
FUNNY WHEN YOU'RE MAD
TRYIN' HARD NOT
TO SMILE THOUGH
I FEEL BAD
I'M THE KIND OF
GUY WHO LAUGHS
AT A FUNERAL
CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I MEAN
YOU SOON WILL
I HAVE THE TENDANCY
TO WEAR MY MIND ON
MY SLEEVE
I HAVE A HISTORY
OF LOSING MY SHIRT
IT'S BEEN
ONE WEEK SINCE
YOU LOOKED AT ME
DROPPED YOUR ARMS
TO THE SIDE AND
SAID I'M SORRY
FIVE DAYS SINCE
I LAUGHED AT YOU
AND SAID
YOU JUST DID JUST
WHAT I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA DO
THREE DAYS SINCE
THE LIVING ROOM
REALIZED WE
BOTH TO BLAME
BUT WHAT COULD WE DO
YESTERDAY YOU
JUST SMILED AT ME
AND SAID STILL
BE TWO DAYS TILL
WE SAY WE'RE SORRY
12 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
CAN I HELP IF I THINK
YOU'RE FUNNY
WHEN YOU'RE MAD
TRYIN' HARD NOT
TO SMILE THOUGH
I FEEL BAD
I'M THE KIND OF
GUY WHO LAUGHS
AT A FUNERAL
CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I MEAN
YOU SOON WILL
I HAVE THE TENDANCY
TO WEAR MY MIND ON
MY SLEEVE
I HAVE A HISTORY
OF SELLING
MY SHIRTS ON EBAY
IT'S BEEN
ONE WEEK SINCE
YOU LOOKED AT ME
DROPPED YOUR ARMS
TO THE SIDE AND
SAID I'M SORRY
FIVE DAYS SINCE
I LAUGHED AT YOU
AND SAID
YOU JUST DID
WHAT I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA DO
THREE DAYS SINCE
THE LIVING ROOM
REALIZED WE'RE
BOTH TO BLAME
BUT WHAT COULD WE DO
YESTERDAY
YOU JUST SMILED AT ME
'CAUSE IT WILL STILL
BE TWO DAYS TILL
WE SAY WE'RE SORRY
IT'LL STILL BE TWO
DAYS TILL WE
SAY WE'RE SORRY
IT'LL STILL BE
TWO DAYS TILL WE
SAY WE'RE SORRY
BIRCHMOUNT STADIUM
IS HOME OF THE ROBBIE
IT'LL STILL BE
TWO DAYS TILL WE
SAY WE'RE SORRY
SORRY SORRY SORRY
SORRY SORRY SORRY