If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had
a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture
for your house
(maybe a nice
chesterfield
or an ottoman)
And if I had
a million dollars
(If I had a
million dollars)
Well I'd buy
you a K-Car
(a nice reliant
automobile)
And if I had
a million dollars
I'd buy your lo........ve
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree-fort
in our yard
If I had a million dollars
you could help
it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
maybe we could put
a little tiny fridge
in there somewhere
You know we could
just go up there
and hang out
Like open the fridge
and stuff and
there'll be foods
laid out for us
With little pre-wrapped
sausages and things
mmmmm
They have pre-wrapped
sausages but they don't
have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you
blame them?
uh yeah
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you
a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat
that's cruel)
And if I had
a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you
an exotic pet
(yep, like a llama
or an emu)
And if I had
a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you
John Merrick's remains
(ooh all them crazy
elephant bones)
And if I had
a million dollars
I'd buy your lo........ve
If I had a million dollars
(we wouldn't have
to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars
(we'd take a limousine
'cause it costs more)
If I had a million dollars
we wouldn't have to eat
Kraft dinners
But we would eat
Kraft dinners
Of course we would
we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive
ketchups with it
That's right
all the fanciest
Dijon ketchup mmmm
And If I had
a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you
a green dress
(but not a real
green dress that's cruel)
And if I had
a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you
some art
(A Picasso or
a Garfunkel)
And if I had
a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you
a monkey
(haven't you always
wanted a monkey?!)
And if I had
a million dollars
I'd buy your lo......ve
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a
million doll......ars
I'd be rich!