If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had
a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you furniture
for your house
Maybe a nice Chesterfield
or an ottoman
And if I had
a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well I'd buy you a K-car
a nice reliant automobile
And if I had
a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort
in our yard
If I had a million dollars
you could help
it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
maybe we could put
a little tiny fridge
in there somewhere
You know we could just
go up there and hang out
like open the fridge
and stuff
and there all would be foods
laid out for us like little
pre-wrapped sausages
and things mmm
They have
pre-wrapped sausages
but they don't have
pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame 'em
Uh yeah
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well I'd buy you a fur coat
but not a real fur coat
that's cruel
And if I had
a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well I'd buy you
an exotic pet
Yep
like a llama or an emu
And if I had
a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well I'd buy you
John Merrick's remains
Ooh all them
crazy elephant bones
And if I had
a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
we wouldn't have
to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
no we'd take a limousine
'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
we wouldn't have
to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would
we'd just eat more
and buy really
expensive ketchups with it
That's right
all the fanciest ket-
Dijon ketchup
Mmm mmm
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well I'd buy you
a green dress
but not a real green dress
that's cruel
And if I had
a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always
wanted a monkey
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I'd be rich