LyricsThe Farmer And The Cowman

And built 'em right Across our Cattle ranges Why don't these dirt Scratchers stay in Missouri where They belong? We got as Much right here! Gentlemen Shut up! The Farmer is a Good and thrifty Citizen He's thrifty Alright No matter what the Cowman says Or thinks You seldom see 'im Drinkin' in a Bar room Unless somebody Else's buyin' drinks But the Farmer and The Cowman