HE AIN'T NOWHERE
NEARLY TWENTY
BUT HE SAYS
HE'S SEEN PLENTY
OF HARD TIMES
'CAUSE HE'S BEEN
ON HIS BUS
FOR FIVE DAYS
AND IN A HOTEL
FOR FIVE NIGHTS
HE SAYS HIS
SATELLITE DISH
IS BROKE AND
THE NEW BAND
THEY'RE TREATIN' HIM
MEAN
THERE'S STILL
ANOTHER WEEK TO GO
AND HE MISSES HIS
KARAOKE MACHINE
NOW SHE'S
OUT THERE TOO
AND WELL
SHE'S GOT HER OWN
SECRETS TOO
'CAUSE SHE CAN'T
SING A LICK
AND IN A BUCKET
SHE CAN'T
CARRY HER TUNES
BUT SHE'S PRETTY
AS A PICTURE AND
SHE'S SURE GOT HER
A NICE SET-A HIPS
AND SHE MISSES
HER PRODUCER
SLASH BOYFRIEND
WHO SEDUCED UH
PRODUCED HER A HIT
WELL THAT'S
COUNTRY MY A$$
WHO DO THEY
THINK WE AM
FORCE-FEED US ALL THIS
GETTIN' REAL TIRED OF IT
THEY CAN
STICK IT UP HIGH
WHERE THE SUN
DON'T SHINE
WE'RE DISSED
AND WE'RE MAD
'CAUSE THAT'S
COUNTRY MY A$$
NOW DON'T
GET ME WRONG
TO EACH HIS OWN
I DO BELIEVE
IT'S JUST THAT
THEY TOOK THE SOUL
OUTTA WHAT MEANS
A WHOLE LOT TO ME
I CAN SEE
HANK AND LEFTY
SPINNIN' AROUND
IN THEIR GRAVES
AND IF THEY WERE
HERE RIGHT NOW
I THINK Y'ALL KNOW
WHAT THEY'D SAY
THAT'S COUNTRY MY A$$
WHO DO THEY
THINK WE AM
FORCE-FEED US ALL THIS
GETTIN' REAL TIRED OF IT
THEY CAN
STICK IT UP HIGH
WHERE THE SUN
DON'T SHINE
WE'RE DISSED
AND WE'RE MAD
THAT'S COUNTRY MY A$$
WE'RE DISSED
AND WE'RE MAD
THAT'S COUNTRY MY A$$