Let's Call The Whole Thing Off Karaoke

You say either

And I say "ither"

You say neither

And I say "nyther"

Either "ither"

Neither "nyther"

Let's call the

Whole thing off

You like potato

And I like

"Potahto"

You like tomato

And I like

"Tomahto"

Potato "potahto"

Tomato "tomahto"

Let's call the

Whole thing off

But oh if we call

The whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh

If we ever part

Then that might

Break my heart

So if you like

Pajamas

And I like "pajahmas"

I'll wear pajamas

And give up

"Pajahmas"

For we know

We need each other

So we better call

The calling-off off

Let's call the

Whole thing off

You say laughter

And I say

"Lahfter"

You say after

And I say "ahfter"

Laughter "lahfter"

After "ahfter"

Let's call the

Whole thing off

You like vanilla

And I like

"Vanella"

You sasparilla

And I "sasparella"

Vanilla "vanella"

Chocolate

Strawberry

Let's call the

Whole thing off

But oh if we call

The whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh

If we ever part

Then that might

Break my heart

So if you go for

Oysters

And I go for

"Ersters"

I'll order oysters

And cancel the

"Ersters"

For we know

We need each other

So we better call

The calling-off off

Let's call the

Whole thing off