Another bride
Another june
Another sunny
Honeymoon
Another season
Another reason
For makin' whoopee
A lot of shoes
A lot of rice
The groom is nervous
He answers twice
It's really killin'
That he's so willin'
To make whoopee
Picture a little
Love nest
Down where the
Roses cling
Picture the same
Sweet love nest
Think what a year
Can bring
He's washin' dishes
And baby clothes
He's so ambitious
He even sews
But don't forget
Folks
That's what you
Get folks
For makin' whoopee
Another year
Or maybe less
What's this I hear
Well can't you guess
She feels neglected
He's suspected of
Makin'
Whoopee
She sits alone
Most ev'ry night
He doesn't
Phone her
He doesn't write
He says he's busy
But she says
'ls he '
He's makin'
Whoopee
He doesn't make
Much money
Only 5 000 per
Some judge who
Thinks he's funny
Say's 'you'll pay
Six to her'
He says
' Now judge
Suppose I fail '
The judge says
' Budge right
Into jail
You'd better
Keep her
I think it's
Cheaper than
Makin' whoopee '