SHE LIKES TO GO
HUNTIN'
WITH HER BUDDIES
SHE ONCE KILLED
A DEER
WITH JUST A STICK
AND SHE LIKES
OL' SMOKY BARS
AND ROT GUT WHISKEY
AND PULL MY FINGER'S
STILL
HER FAVORITE TRICK
SHE LIKES HORMEL CHILI
ON HER ICE CREAM
YEAH
WITH A JALAPENO
PEPPER
ON THE SIDE
AND SHE ONCE
FRIED BACON
WITH HER SHIRT OFF
CHOPPED UP AN ONION
AND DIDN'T EVEN CRY
HEY SHE'S
MORE OF A MAN
THAN I'LL EVER BE
SHE'S DONE THINGS
THAT MOST MEN
CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE CHEWS TOBACCO
SWALLOWS THE JUICE
HER REAL NAME'S SHEILA
BUT THEY CALL HER
MOOSE
SHE'S MORE OF A MAN
THAN I'LL EVER BE
IT'S PLAIN TO SEE
SHE PUT THE HE IN SHE
SHE'S MORE OF A MAN
THAN I'LL EVER BE
SHE LIKES HER OLD JOB
DOWN AT THE FACTORY
EVEN THOUGH
SHE LOST AN ARM
IN EIGHTY-THREE
SHE SPENT A LITTLE TIME
IN FOLSOM PRISON
AND JOHNNY CASH
IS TATTOOED
ON HER KNEE
SHE'S NEVER
RODE A BULL
THAT'S EVER THROWN HER
HELL SHE RODE ONE
ALL THE WAY
THROUGH TENNESSEE
SHE'S NEVER
MET A MAN
WHO'S EVER OWNED HER
ALTHOUGH I THINK
SHE'S GOT THE HOTS
FOR ME
HEY SHE'S
MORE OF A MAN
THAN I'LL EVER BE
SHE'S DONE THINGS
THAT MOST MEN
CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE EATS BEEF JERKY
BY THE TON
AND STARES DIRECTLY
AT THE SUN
SHE'S MORE OF A MAN
THAN I'LL EVER BE
IT'S PLAIN TO SEE
SHE PUT THE HE IN SHE
SHE'S MORE OF A MAN
THAN I'LL EVER BE