HE ONCE SHOT A MAN
JUST FOR SNORIN'
GOT OUT OF BED
AND SHOT HIM DEAD
WELL HIS NAME WAS
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HIS NAME WAS
SO WE JUST
CALLED HIM FRED
A-HE WAS RIDIN'
'CROSS THE DESERT
ON A HORSE
TO ANOTHER TOWN
A-LOOKIN' FOR A WOMAN
IN A NIGHTGOWN
THE HORSE'S NAME WAS
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HIS NAME WAS
SO WE JUST
CALLED HIM FRED
OH OH NOW
FRED'S A-RIDIN'
FRED'S A-RIDIN'
FRED FRED'S RIDIN' FRED
FRED'S RIDIN' FRED
FRED'S RIDIN' FRED
WELL HE GOT
TO THE TOWN
MET A WOMAN
IN A NIGHTGOWN
AND SHE WAS
A-WEARIN' A FROWN
HELL IT RHYMED
WELL HER NAME WAS
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HER NAME WAS
SO WE JUST
CALLED HER FRED
OH OH NOW
FRED'S A-RIDIN'
FRED'S A-RIDIN'
FRED FRED'S RIDIN' FRED
FRED'S A-RIDIN' FRED
FRED'S RIDIN' FRED
THAT SONG'S
CALLED FRED
THIS SONG HERE
WAS WRITTEN UNDER
THE INFLUENCE
OF ALCOHOL
WHICH HAS A TENDENCY
TO MAKE YA THINK
THINGS ARE
ACTUALLY FUNNIER THAN
WHAT THEY REALLY ARE
HAD YOU BEEN
DRINKIN' ALCOHOL
AT THE TIME OF HEARIN'
A FRED SONG
YOU'D BE LAYIN'
ON THE FLOOR
RIGHT NOW AND SAYIN'
THAT FRED SONG'S
WHIPPIN' MY ASS
TURN IT OFF