Baby we've been together
for a long long time
You get home from work
and then we just
turn out the lights
Lately I've been dreamin'
you in leather me in lace
Let's put up the teddy bears
and get out the
whips and chains
Give me weed instead of roses
Bring me whiskey
instead of wine
Every puff every shot
you're lookin' better
all the time
I don't need a card
from Hallmark
Box of candy heaven knows
Give me weed instead of roses
Let's see where it goes
Honey you don't
have to worry
There ain't no one else for me
Lately we have fallen
under the same routine
I ain't gettin' any younger
oh but you don't seem to care
Let's trade in the boxers
for some sexy underwear
Give me weed instead of roses
Bring me whiskey
instead of wine
Every puff every shot
you're lookin' better
all the time
I don't need a card
from Hallmark
Box of candy heaven knows
Give me weed instead of roses
Let's see where it goes
Let's send the kids to grandma
and call in sick to work
Put on some heavy metal
Rip the phone off of the hook
Go call your no good brother
We both know what
he's been growin'
I'll be waitin' with
the whipped cream
and baby let's get goin'
Give me weed instead of roses
Bring me whiskey
instead of wine
Every puff every shot
you're lookin' better
all the time
I don't need a card
from Hallmark
Box of candy heaven knows
Give me weed instead of roses
Let's see where it goes
You pull out the Polaroid
and I'll strike a couple poses
Oh let's get a little wild
Bring me weed
instead of roses