You ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox
full of quarters
'Cause you ain't Dolly
No and you ain't Porter
Well I noticed you right off
the bat in those cowboy boots
Who couldn't help but see you
in that rhinestone suit
That's 'cause I'm
the reigning queen
of karaoke night
Well if I get drunk enough
to sing **** I just might
Hey now don't
you worry cowboy
'cause I'll get you through
We'll sing a cheating song
just like they used to do
'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah but you're
a whole lot shorter
Let's drink all night
And fill the jukebox
full of quarters
'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
You'll probably see me
country singing
on The Voice someday
Yeah and I'm the guy
they wrote about
in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don't you
come on back
to my place
and you can have your way
Well baby that
sounds tempting
but I just can't stay
Oh we won first prize cowboy
Let's just split the dough
Honey I will always love you
but we'll never know
'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
Yeah and you're
a whole lot shorter
We danced all night
And filled the jukebox
full of quarters
'Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter no
No you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter