WHO DOES SHE
THINK SHE IS
THAT GIRL HAS
TANGLED WITH THE
WRONG MAN
NO ONE SAYS
NO TO GASTON
DARN RIGHT
DISMISSED
REJECTED PUBLICLY
HUMILIATED
WHY IT'S MORE
THAN I CAN BEAR
MORE BEER
WHAT FOR
NOTHING HELPS
I'M DISGRACED
WHO YOU NEVER
GASTON YOU'VE GOT
TO PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER
GOSH IT DISTURBS
ME TO SEE YOU GASTON
LOOKING SO DOWN IN
THE DUMPS
EVERY GUY HERE'D
LOVE TO BE YOU GASTON
EVEN WHEN TAKING
YOUR LUMPS
THERE'S NO
MAN IN TOWN AS
ADMIRED AS YOU
YOU'RE EVERYONE'S
FAVORITE GUY
EVERYONE'S AWED
AND INSPIRED BY YOU
AND IT'S NOT VERY
HARD TO SEE WHY
NO ONE'S SLICK
AS GASTON
NO ONE'S QUICK
AS GASTON
NO ONE'S NECK'S
AS INCREDIBLY THICK
AS GASTON'S
FOR THERE'S
NO MAN IN TOWN
HALF AS MANLY
PERFECT A
PURE PARAGON
YOU CAN ASK ANY TOM
DICK OR STANLEY
AND THEY'LL
TELL YOU WHOSE
TEAM THEY PREFER
TO BE ON
NO ONE'S BEEN
LIKE GASTON
A KING PIN LIKE
GASTON
NO ONE'S GOT
A SWELL CLEFT
IN HIS CHIN
LIKE GASTON
AS A SPECIMEN
YES I'M INTIMIDATING
MY WHAT A GUY
THAT GASTON
GIVE FIVE HURRAHS
GIVE TWELVE HIP-HIPS
GASTON IS THE BEST
AND THE REST IS
ALL DRIPS
NO ONE FIGHTS
LIKE GASTON
DOUSES LIGHTS
LIKE GASTON
IN A WRESTLING
MATCH NOBODY BITES
LIKE GASTON
FOR THERE'S
NO ONE AS BURLY
AND BRAWNY
AS YOU SEE I'VE GOT
BICEPS TO SPARE
NOT A BIT OF
HIM'S SCRAGGLY
OR SCRAWNY
THAT'S RIGHT AND
EVERY LAST INCH
OF ME'S COVERED
WITH HAIR
NO ONE HITS
LIKE GASTON
MATCHES WITS
LIKE GASTON
IN A SPITTING
MATCH
NOBODY SPITS
LIKE GASTON
I'M ESPECIALLY
GOOD AT
EXPECTORATING
PTOOOIE
TEN POINTS
FOR GASTON
WHEN I WAS A LAD
I ATE FOUR DOZEN EGGS
EVERY MORNING TO
HELP ME GET LARGE
AND NOW
THAT I'M GROWN
I EAT FIVE DOZEN EGGS
SO I'M ROUGHLY
THE SIZE OF A BARGE
NO ONE SHOOTS
LIKE GASTON
MAKES THOSE BEAUTS
LIKE GASTON
THEN GOES
TROMPING AROUND
WEARING BOOTS
LIKE GASTON
I USE ANTLERS
IN ALL OF MY
DECORATING
SAY IT AGAIN
WHO'S THE MAN
AMONG MEN
AND THEN SAY IT
ONCE MORE
WHO'S THE
HERO NEXT DOOR
WHO'S A SUPER
SUCCESS
DON'T YOU KNOW
CAN'T YOU GUESS
ASK HIS FANS AND HIS
FIVE HANGERS ON
THERE'S JUST
ONE GUY IN TOWN
WHO'S GOT ALL OF
IT DOWN
AND HIS NAME'S
G-A-S-T
G-A-S-T-E
G-A-S-T-O
UH OH
GASTON