Ma chere Mademoiselle
It is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure
that we welcome you tonight
And now we
invite you to relax
Let us pull up a chair
As the dining room
proudly presents
Your dinner
Be our guest
Be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin
'round your neck cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff
It's delicious
Don't believe me
Ask the dishes
They can sing
They can dance
After all Miss
This is France
And a dinner here
is never second best
Go on unfold your menu
Take a glance
and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui our guest
Be our guest
Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding
en flambe
We'll prepare
and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's
all prepared
No one's gloomy
or complaining
While the flatware's
entertaining
We tell jokes
I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all
in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your
own free pass
To be our guest
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
It's a guest
It's a guest
Sakes alive well
I'll be blessed
Wine's been poured
and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins
freshly pressed
With dessert
She'll want tea
And my dear that's
fine with me
While the cups do
their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling
I'll be brewing
I'll get warm
piping hot
Heaven's sakes
Is that a spot
Clean it up
We want the
company impressed
We've got a lot to do
Is it one lump or two
For you our guest
She's our guest
She's our guest
She's our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Our command
is your request
It's been years since
we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal
With your ease
Yes indeed we
aim to please
While the candlelight's
still glowing
Let us help you
We'll keep going
Course by course
One by one
'Til you shout
Enough I'm done
Then we'll sing you off
to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll
prop your feet up
But for now
Let's eat up
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please be our guest