Sorry to interrupt your
beach party everyone
Just thought I'd stop
by with my car
Four wheels one key
I must be truly blessed
Life is a school and I'm
passing the test
Two working headlights
four functional seats
and get a load of
these pedals
that I can push
with my feet
There's an AM radio
that kicks you
right in the ass
So turn down
the treble baby uh
and crank up the bass hey
I own a car
I own a car woman
The cup holder holds
anything as long
as it's a cup
I own a car
Car
Look out it's beige
the coolest kind of brown
a human can handle
Thank God that
you're sitting down
Check out these windows
They're totally clear
so you can watch
in amazement
as stuff gets more near
Do you believe in miracles
We're shooting
off like a star
Who needs a license mama
when you got a car hey
I own a car
Listen good
I own a car ya turkeys
The engine is a mystery
and no one knows
how it works
I own a car
Guess what I own boys
No no uh yes actually
The boys guessed
that much faster
than I thought
the boys would guess
I own a car
I own a car