I picked you up at eight
My heart was racing
and now we're on our
first date
You look so radiant
as we walk into
the restaurant
You start to talk
and then I smile
and nod
You told me about your life
but I was lost inside
your oceanic eyes
Our hands touched briefly
as the light reflected off
your golden hair
A strong electric charge
was in the air
Now it's 10 o'clock
and the meal is done
but the conversation's
just begun
You're fascinating
I feel blessed
but I have to be honest
I don't know
what we're talking about
and I haven't for a while
And I don't know
what we're talking about
and I haven't for a while
My eyes are open wide
You speak with passion
but I'm panicking inside
'Cause I've been daydreaming
about a pterodactyl
named Lamar
When he's tired of flying
he drives a car
He's got to get
to work on time
His nursing job
is on the line
His wife is always
on his case
Why can't she give
Lamar some space
I don't know
what we're talking about
and I haven't for a while
And I don't know
what we're talking about
and I haven't for a while
I'm pretty sure
you're telling me
about your new job
I'm not absorbing anything
smile and nod
I'm thinking about ladders
if I tell you is that odd
Is it my turn to talk
You're looking at me
oh God
Focus focus
penguin in a costume
How many Draculas
are hiding in this room
Marlon Brando was so very handsome
in his prime
I'd make an awesome cop
if I could stop committing crimes
I don't know
what we're talking about
I am totally lost
I don't know
what we're talking about
I uh where am I
I don't know
what we're talking about
and I haven't for a while
Lamar's gonna have to go
back to night school
Am I the only one
who cares about this
And I don't know
what we're talking about
and I haven't for a while
Anyway
why don't you and I go
back to my place and a
Oh I see you
left at some point
