PHOTOGRAPHS OF FANCY TRICKS
TO GET YOUR KICKS AT SIXTY SIX
HE THINKS OF ALL
THE LIPS THAT HE LICKS
AND ALL THE GIRLS
THAT HE'S GOIN' TO FIX
SHE GAVE A LITTLE FLIRT
GAVE HERSELF A LITTLE CUDDLE
BUT THERE'S NO PLACE HERE
FOR THE MINI-SKIRT WADDLE
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
SHE'S LAST YEAR'S MODEL
THEY CALL HER NATASHA
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE ELSIE
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CHELSEA
OH NO, IT DOES NOT MOVE ME
EVEN THOUGH
I'VE SEEN THE MOVIE
I DON'T WANT TO
CHECK YOUR PULSE
I DON'T WANT NOBODY ELSE
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CHELSEA
EVERYBODY'S GOT NEW ORDERS
BE A NICE GIRL
AND KISS THE WARDERS
NOW THE TEACHER IS AWAY
ALL THE KIDS BEGIN TO PLAY
MEN COME SCREAMIN'
DRESSED IN WHITE COATS
SHAKE YOU VERY GENTLY
BY THE THROAT
ONE'S NAMED GUS
ONE'S NAMED ALFIE
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CHELSEA
OH NO, IT DOES NOT MOVE ME
EVEN THOUGH
I'VE SEEN THE MOVIE
I DON'T WANT TO
CHECK YOUR PULSE
I DON'T WANT NOBODY ELSE
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CHELSEA
PHOTOGRAPHS OF FANCY TRICKS
TO GET YOUR KICKS AT SIXTY SIX
HE THINKS OF ALL
THE LIPS THAT HE LICKS
AND ALL THE GIRLS
THAT HE'S GOIN' TO FIX
SHE GAVE A LITTLE FLIRT
GAVE HERSELF A LITTLE CUDDLE
BUT THERE'S NO PLACE HERE
FOR THE MINI-SKIRT WADDLE
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
SHE'S LAST YEAR'S MODEL
THEY CALL HER NATASHA
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE ELSIE
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CHELSEA
OH NO, IT DOES NOT MOVE ME
EVEN THOUGH
I'VE SEEN THE MOVIE
I DON'T WANT TO
CHECK YOUR PULSE
I DON'T WANT NOBODY ELSE
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CHELSEA