Calling Mister Oswald
with the
swastika tattoo
There is a vacancy
waiting in the
English voodoo
Carving "v" for vandal
on the guilty boy's head
when he's had enough
of that maybe you'll
Take him to bed to
teach him he's alive
before he wishes
he was dead
Turn up the TV no-one
listening will suspect
even your mother
won't detect it so
your father won't know
They think that I've got
no respect but
everything means
less than zero, hey
Ooh hey
hey
Ooh hey
Oswald and his sister
are doing it again
they've got the finest
home movies that you
have ever seen
They've got a
thousand variations
every service
with a smile
they're gonna
Take a little break
and they'll be back
after a while
Well I hear that
South America
is coming into style
Turn up the TV no-one
listening will suspect
even your mother
won't detect it so
your father won't know
They think that I've got
no respect but
everything means
less than zero, hey
Ooh hey
hey
Ooh hey
A pistol was still smoking
a man lay on the floor
Mister Oswald said
he had an understanding
with the law, he said
He heard about a couple
living in the USA
he said they traded in
their baby for a
Chevrolet
Let's talk about
the future
now we've put
the past away
Turn up the TV no-one
listening will suspect
even your mother
won't detect it so
your father won't know
They think that I've got
no respect but
everything means
less than zero, hey
Ooh hey
hey
Ooh hey
Hey
ooh hey
Hey
ooh hey
Hey
Heeey
Hey
Ooh hey
Hey
Hey
Hey