I FOUND AN OLD BOX
IN THE BOTTOM
OF THE CLOSET
'NEATH THE BOWLIN'
BALL BAG
FULL OF MAGAZINES
HAD A
SCHOOL SWEATER
WITH A RING
IN THE POCKET
FROM MY FIRST CIGAR
MAN DID I TURN GREEN
HEY HONEY
COME LOOK AT WHAT
I JUST FOUND
THIS OLD PICTURE OF US
WHEN THE CARNIVAL
CAME TO TOWN
I WAS
A SUPERMAN
TARZAN
THOUGHT I WAS A STAR
IN A ROCK AND ROLL BAND
YOU WERE
LOIS LANE LADY JANE
I WASN'T VERY GOOD
BUT YOU WERE
THE BIGGEST FAN
OF THE MAN
THAT YOUR MAMA
WARNED YOU
NOT TO TRUST
NOW BABY LOOK AT US
THERE'S A BRACELET
I MADE YOU
AT OUR HOMECOMIN'
PARTY
BOUGHT A SIX-PACK
OF BUD
JUST TO GET THE TABS
TOOK YOU HOME
AND YOU WORE IT
PROUDLY
BUT I GOT IN BIG TROUBLE
WHEN YOU SHOWED
YOUR DAD
HERE'S A SPEAKER
FROM THE DIXON
DRIVE-IN SHOW
WHAT MOVIE
WAS PLAYIN'
WE NEVER DID KNOW
I WAS
A SUPERMAN
TARZAN
THOUGHT I WAS A STAR
IN A ROCK AND ROLL BAND
YOU WERE
LOIS LANE LADY JANE
I WASN'T VERY GOOD
BUT YOU WERE
THE BIGGEST FAN
OF THE MAN
THAT YOUR MAMA
WARNED YOU
NOT TO TRUST
BABY LOOK AT US
4 BAR
BREAK
YOU WERE
THE BIGGEST FAN
OF THE MAN
THAT YOUR MAMA
WARNED YOU
NOT TO TRUST
NOW BABY LOOK AT US
I WAS
SUPERMAN
TARZAN
YOU WERE
LOIS LANE LADY JANE
YEAH EH
OH BABY LOOK AT US