I'M THE SON OF
A THIRD GENERATION
FARMER
I'VE BEEN MARRIED
TEN YEARS
TO THE FARMER'S
DAUGHTER
I'M A GOD FEARIN'
HARD WORKIN'
COMBINE DRIVER
HOGGIN' UP THE ROAD
ON MY P-P-P-P-PLOWER
CHUG A LUG A LUGGIN'
FIVE MILES AN HOUR
ON MY INTERNATIONAL
HARVESTER
THREE MILES OF CARS
LAYIN' ON THEIR HORNS
FALLIN' ON DEAF EARS
OF CORN
LINED UP BEHIND ME
LIKE A BIG PARADE
OF LATE TO WORK
ROAD-RAGED JERKS
SHOUTIN' OBSCENE
WORDS
FLIPPIN' ME THE BIRD
WELL YOU MAY BE ON
A STATE PAVED ROAD
BUT THAT BLACKTOP
RUNS THROUGH
MY PAYLOAD
EXCUSE ME FOR TRYIN'
TO DO MY JOB
BUT THIS YEAR
AIN'T BEEN NO
BUMPER CROP
IF YOU DON'T LIKE
THE WAY I'M 'A DRIVIN'
GET BACK ON
THE INTERSTATE
OTHERWISE SIT TIGHT
AND BE NICE
AND QUIT YOUR HONKIN'
AT ME THAT WAY
'CAUSE I'M THE SON OF
A THIRD GENERATION
FARMER
I'VE BEEN MARRIED
TEN YEARS TO THE
FARMER'S DAUGHTER
I GOT TWO BOYS IN
THE COUNTY 4-H
I'M A LIFETIME SPONSOR
OF THE F.F.A.
HAY
THAT'S WHAT I MAKE
I MAKE A LOTTA HAY
FOR A LITTLE PAY
BUT I'M PROUD TO SAY
I'M A GOD FEARIN'
HARD WORKIN'
COMBINE DRIVER
HOGGIN' UP THE ROAD
ON MY P-P-P-P-PLOWER
CHUG A LUG A LUGGIN'
FIVE MILES AN HOUR
ON MY INTERNATIONAL
HARVESTER
WELL I KNOW
YOU GOT YOUR OWN
DEADLINES
BUT CUSSIN' ME
WON'T SAVE YOU
NO TIME HOSS
THIS BIG-WHEELED
WIDE LOAD
AIN'T GOIN' ANY FASTER
SO JUST SMILE
AND WAVE AND TIP
YOUR HAT TO THE MAN
UP ON THE TRACTOR
'CAUSE I'M THE SON OF
A THIRD GENERATION
FARMER
I'VE BEEN MARRIED
TEN YEARS TO THE
FARMER'S DAUGHTER
I GOT TWO BOYS IN
THE COUNTY 4-H
I'M A LIFETIME SPONSOR
OF THE F.F.A.
HAY
THAT'S WHAT I MAKE
I MAKE A LOTTA HAY
FOR A LITTLE PAY
BUT I'M PROUD TO SAY
I'M A GOD FEARIN'
HARD WORKIN'
COMBINE DRIVER
HOGGIN' UP THE ROAD
ON MY P-P-P-P-PLOWER
CHUG A LUG A LUGGIN'
FIVE MILES AN HOUR
ON MY INTERNATIONAL
HARVESTER
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
I'M A GOD FEARIN'
HARD WORKIN'
COMBINE DRIVER
HOGGIN' UP THE ROAD
ON MY P-P-P-P-PLOWER
CHUG A LUG A LUGGIN'
FIVE MILES AN HOUR
ON MY INTERNATIONAL
HARVESTER