EIGHT O'CLOCK, MONDAY NIGHT
AND I'M WAITIN'
TO FINALLY TALK TO A GIRL
A LITTLE COOLER THAN ME
HER NAME IS NONA
SHE'S A ROCKER
WITH A NOSE RING
SHE WEARS A TWO-WAY
BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE
WHAT THAT MEANS
AND WHEN SHE WALKS
ALL THE WIND BLOWS
AND THE ANGELS SING
BUT SHE DOESN'T NOTICE ME
'CAUSE SHE'S
WATCHIN' WRESTLING
CREAMIN' OVER TOUGH GUYS
LISTENIN' TO RAP METAL
TURNTABLES IN HER EYES
IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE
SHE IS LOOKIN' THROUGH ME
IF YOU WERE ME, THEN YOU'D BE
SCREAMIN' SOMEONE SHOOT ME
AS I FAIL MISERABLY
TRY'NA GET THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
SHE LIKES THE GODSMACK
AND I LIKE AGENT ORANGE
HER C.D. CHANGER'S
FULL OF SINGERS
THAT ARE MAD AT THEIR DAD
SHE SAYS SHE'D LIKE TO SCORE
SOME REEFER AND A FORTY
SHE'LL NEVER KNOW THAT
I'M THE BEST THAT
SHE'LL NEVER HAVE
AND WHEN SHE WALKS
ALL THE WIND BLOWS
AND THE ANGELS SING
SHE'LL NEVER NOTICE ME
'CAUSE SHE'S
WATCHIN' WRESTLING
CREAMIN' OVER TOUGH GUYS
LISTENIN' TO RAP METAL
TURNTABLES IN HER EYES
SHE LIKES THEM
WITH A MOUSTACHE
RACETRACK SEASON PASS
DRIVIN' IN A TRANS-AM
DOES A MULLET MAKE A MAN
IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE
SHE IS LOOKIN' THROUGH ME
IF YOU WERE ME, THEN YOU'D BE
SCREAMIN' SOMEONE SHOOT ME
AS I FAIL MISERABLY
TRY'NA GET THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN
WITH FISHNETS ON
AND DREADLOCKS IN HER HAIR
SHE BROKE MY HEART
I WANNA BE SEDATED
ALL I WANTED
WAS TO SEE HER NAKED...
WHILE I'M WATCHIN' WRESTLING
TRY'NA BE A TOUGH GUY
LISTENIN' TO RAP METAL
TURNTABLES IN MY EYES
I CAN'T GROW A MOUSTACHE
AND I AIN'T GOT NO SEASON PASS
ALL I GOT'S A MOPED
MOPED, MOPED
IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE
SHE IS LOOKIN' THROUGH ME
IF YOU WERE ME, THEN YOU'D BE
SCREAMIN' SOMEONE SHOOT ME
AS I FAIL MISERABLY
TRY'NA GET THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL
ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT