OOH HOO HOO
OOH HOO HOO
DEBBIE JUST
HIT THE WALL
SHE NEVER HAD IT ALL
ONE PROZAC A DAY
HUSBAND'S A C.P.A.
HER DREAMS
WENT OUT THE DOOR
WHEN SHE TURNED
TWENTY-FOUR
ONLY BEEN
WITH ONE MAN
WHAT HAPPENED
TO HER PLAN
SHE WAS GONNA BE
AN ACTRESS
SHE WAS GONNA BE
A STAR
SHE WAS GONNA
SHAKE HER A$$
ON THE HOOD OF
WHITESNAKE'S CAR
HER YELLOW SUV
IS NOW THE ENEMY
LOOKS AT HER
AVERAGE LIFE
AND NOTHIN'
HAS BEEN
ALRIGHT SINCE
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
MADONNA
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2
AND BLONDIE
AND MUSIC STILL
ON MTV
HER TWO KIDS
IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY TELL HER
THAT SHE'S UNCOOL
'CAUSE SHE'S STILL
PREOCCUPIED
WITH 19-
19-
1985
SHE'S SEEN
ALL THE CLASSICS
SHE KNOWS EVERY LINE
BREAKFAST CLUB
PRETTY IN PINK
EVEN SAINT ELMO'S FIRE
SHE ROCKED OUT
TO WHAM!
NOT A BIG
LIMP BIZKIT FAN
THOUGHT SHE'D
GET A HAND
ON A MEMBER OF
DURAN DURAN
WHERE'S THE MINISKIRT
MADE OF SNAKESKIN
AND WHO'S
THE OTHER GUY
THAT'S SINGIN'
IN VAN HALEN
WHEN DID REALITY
BECOME TV
WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO
SITCOMS
GAME SHOWS
SPRINGSTEEN
MADONNA
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2
AND BLONDIE
AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV
HER TWO KIDS
IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY TELL HER
THAT SHE'S UNCOOL
'CAUSE SHE'S STILL
PREOCCUPIED
WITH 19-
19-
1985
SHE HATES TIME
MAKE IT STOP
WHEN DID
MÖTLEY CRÜE BECOME
CLASSIC ROCK
AND WHEN DID OZZY
BECOME AN ACTOR
PLEASE MAKE THIS
STOP
STOP
STOP
AND BRING BACK
SPRINGSTEEN
MADONNA
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2
AND BLONDIE
AND MUSIC
STILL ON MTV
HER TWO KIDS
IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY TELL HER
THAT SHE'S UNCOOL
'CAUSE SHE'S STILL
PREOCCUPIED
SINCE
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
MADONNA
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2
AND BLONDIE
AND MUSIC
STILL ON MTV
HER TWO KIDS
IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY TELL HER
THAT SHE'S UNCOOL
'CAUSE SHE'S STILL
PREOCCUPIED
WITH 19-
19-
1985