Break a mirror
roll the dice
Run with scissors
through a chip pan
fire fight
Go into business
with a grizzly bear
But just don't sit down
'cos I've moved
your chair
Find a well known
hardman
and start a fight
Wear your shell suit
on bonfire night
Fitting a circular hole
with a peg
that's square
But just don't sit down
'cos I've moved
your chair
Ooh ooh
yeah yeah yeah
Ooh ooh
yeah yeah yeah
Bite the lightning
and tell me
how it tastes
Kung fu fighting
on your roller skates
Do the macarena
in the devil's lair
But just don't sit down
'cos I've moved
your chair
Ooh ooh
yeah yeah yeah
Ooh ooh
yeah yeah yeah
Ooh ooh
yeah yeah yeah
Ooh ooh