You used to get it
in your fishnets
Now you only get it
in your night dress
Discarded all the
naughty nights
for niceness
Landed in a very
common crisis
Everything's in order
in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty
as the past though
That Bloody Mary's
lacking a Tabasco
Remember when he
used to be a rascal?
Oh the boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
is just a memory
and those dreams
Not as daft
as they seem
Not as daft
as they seem
My love when you
dream them up
Flicking through a little
book of sex tips
Remember when the
boys were all electric?
Now when she tells
she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd
rather just forget it
Clinging to not
getting sentimental
Said she wasn't going
but she went still
Likes her gentlemen
not to be gentle
Was it a Mecca Dobber
or a betting pencil?
Oh the boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
is just a memory
and those dreams
Weren't as daft
as they seem
Not as daft
as they seem
My love when you
dream them up
Oh Jo
Where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go?
Woh-oh
Falling about
You took a left off
Last Laugh Lane
You sounded it out
You're not coming
back again
You're falling about
You took a left off
Last Laugh Lane
You are just
sounding it out
But you're not
coming back again
You used to get it
in your fishnets
Now you only get it
in your night dress
Started all the naughty
nights with niceness
Landed in a very
common crisis
Everything's in order
in a black hole
Everything was pretty
in the past though
That Bloody Mary's
lacking in Tabasco
Remember when he
used to be a rascal?
Oh