AN OLD MAN
TURNED NINETYEIGHT
HE WON THE LOTTERY
AND DIED THE
NEXT DAY
IT'S A BLACK FLY
IN YOUR CHARDONNAY
IT'S A
DEATH ROW PARDON
TWO MINUTES TOO LATE
AND ISN'T
IT IRONIC
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S LIKE RAIN
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
IT'S A FREE RIDE
WHEN YOU'VE
ALREADY PAID
IT'S THE
GOOD ADVICE
THAT YOU
JUST DIDN'T TAKE
AND WHO
WOULD'VE THOUGHT
IT FIGURES
MISTER PLAYITSAFE
WAS AFRAID TO FLY
HE PACKED
HIS SUITCASE AND
KISSED HIS
KIDS GOODBYE
HE WAITED
HIS WHOLE DAMN LIFE
TO TAKE THAT FLIGHT
AND AS THE
PLANE CRASHED DOWN
HE THOUGHT WELL
ISN'T THIS NICE
AND ISN'T
IT IRONIC
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S LIKE RAIN
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
IT'S A FREE RIDE
WHEN YOU'VE
ALREADY PAID
IT'S THE
GOOD ADVICE
THAT YOU
JUST DIDN'T TAKE
AND WHO
WOULD'VE THOUGHT
IT FIGURES
WELL LIFE HAS A
FUNNY WAY OF
SNEAKING UP ON YOU
WHEN YOU THINK
EVERYTHING'S OKAY
EVERYTHING'S
GOING RIGHT
AND LIFE HAS A
FUNNY WAY OF
HELPING YOU OUT
WHEN YOU THINK
EVERYTHING'S
GONE WRONG
AND EVERYTHING
BLOWS UP IN
YOUR FACE
A TRAFFIC JAM
WHEN YOU'RE
ALREADY LATE
A NO SMOKING SIGN
ON YOUR
CIGARETTE BREAK
IT'S LIKE
TEN THOUSAND SPOONS
WHEN ALL YOU
NEED IS A KNIFE
IT'S MEETING THE
MAN OF MY DREAMS
AND THEN MEETING
HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE
HUH
AND ISN'T
IT IRONIC
DON'T YOU THINK
A LITTLE TOO IRONIC
AND YEAH
I REALLY DO THINK
IT'S LIKE RAIN
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
IT'S A FREE RIDE
WHEN YOU'VE
ALREADY PAID
IT'S THE
GOOD ADVICE
THAT YOU
JUST DIDN'T TAKE
AND WHO
WOULD'VE THOUGHT
IT FIGURES
AND YEAH WELL
LIFE HAS A
FUNNY WAY OF
SNEAKING UP ON YOU
LIFE HAS A
FUNNY FUNNY WAY
OF HELPING YOU OUT
HELPING YOU OUT