An old man
Turned 98
He won the lottery
And died
The next day
It's a black fly
In your Chardonnay
It's a
Death-row pardon
Two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic,
Don't you think?
It's like rain
On your wedding day
It's a free ride
When you've
Already paid
It's the good advice
That you just
Didn't take
And who would've
Thought, it figures
Mr. Play lt Safe
Was afraid to fly
He packed
His suitcase and
Kissed his kids
Goodbye
He waited his whole
Damn life, to take
That flight
And as the plane
Crashed down
He thought well,
Isn't this nice?'
And isn't it ironic,
Don't you think?
It's like rain
On your wedding day
It's a free ride
When you've
Already paid
It's the good advice
That you just
Didn't take
And who would've
Thought, it figures
Well, life has a
Funny way of
Sneaking up on you
When you think
Everything's okay
And everything's
Going right...
And life has a
Funny way of
Helping you out
When you think
Everyything's
Gone wrong
And everything
Blows up in
Your face
A traffic jam
When you're
Already late
A no-smoking sign
On your
Cigarette break
It's like
Ten thousand spoons
When all you need
Is a knife
It's meeting the
Man of my dreams
And then meeting his
Beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic,
Don't you think?
A little too ironic,
And yeah
I really do think!
It's like rain
On your wedding day
It's a free ride
When you've
Already paid
It's the good advice
That you just
Didn't take
And who would've
Thought, it figures
And yeah, life has
A funny way
Of sneaking up
On you
Oh...life has a funny
Funny way of
Helping you out
Helping you out...