I showed up to the party
in my favorite coat
On the back was an image
of a shrimp on a boat
When you saw
what I was wearing
you got real upset
and said
that's the jacket
that I got
from my grandma
Oh well I promise
I ain't seen you before
And maybe your grandma
had bought a couple more
And maybe I helped her
at the grocery store
And she gave it
to me as a gift
Uh so quit
bitching motherfucker
I went out on the porch
to light a cigarette
I had six or
seven lighters in my
left pocket
I took out
the one that said
Shrimp City Beach
nineteen ninety three
And you told me that's
where you had
your birthday party
and that the lighters
were given as gifts
But I was there too
just dipping my toes
down on the beach man
And I had that lighter
specifically made
for me motherfucker huh
I ain't no thief
I ain't no thief
I said I ain't no thief
A ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah
Huh I said I ain't no thief
I ain't no thief
I said I ain't no thief
We just got
the same stuff
I said we got we
We got the same stuff man
I ain't no thief
We just happen to have
the same stuff
motherfucker ooh
I recall buying this
I recall buying this
exact lighter
when I was
fifteen years old
My grandpappy gave it
to me as a present
because I had
just finished
Boy Scout training
and he was so
proud of me
that he decided
to create this lighter
in the exact same
image of yours
I said
I ain't no thief
I ain't no thief
I said I ain't no thief
I ain't no thief
We just oh
I said I ain't no thief
I ain't no thief
I said I ain't no thief
I ain't no thief
We just got
the same stuff
I found this jacket
right outside your store