Somebody's
watching me
And now I'm nervous
and I shouldn't be
Somebody's got
their eye on me
Perhaps I should invite
him up for tea?
We saw him
smoking by the
newspaper stand
There's something
odd about his
gloved left hand
Saw him again
inside the old cafe
He makes us tense
we wish he'd go away
We are detective
We are select
We are detective
Come to collect
Somebody's after me
He left his footprints
by the garden tree
Last night when
I got home
I got the feeling
I was not alone
Someone is on our tail
We think they're
opening up our
morning mail
And now each time
the telephone rings
We think of
frightening things
We are detective
We are select
We are detective
Come to collect
We dress up
in disguise
To get away from
all those prying eyes
Our friends all
think we're mad
But we know better
'cos the spy is bad
We are detective
We are select
We are detective
Come to collect
We are detective
We are select
We are detective