YOU DEAR ATTRACTIVE
DEW-EYED IDEALIST
TODAY YOU HAVE
TO LEARN
TO BE A REALIST
YOU MAY BE BENT
ON DOING DEEDS
OF DARING DUE
BUT UP AGAINST A SHARK
WHAT CAN A HERRING DO
BE WISE COMPROMISE
COMPROMISE AND BE WISE
LET THEM THINK YOU'RE
ON THEIR SIDE
BE NONCOMMITTAL
I WILL NOT
BOW MY HEAD
TO THE MEN
I DESPISE
YOU WON'T HAVE TO
BOW YOUR HEAD
TO STOOP A LITTLE
WHY NOT LEARN
TO PUT YOUR FAITH
AND YOUR RELIANCE
ON AN OBVIOUS
AND SIMPLE FACT
OF SCIENCE
A CRAZY PLANET
FULL OF CRAZY PEOPLE
IS SOMERSAULTING
ALL AROUND THE SKY
AND EVERY TIME
IT TURNS ANOTHER
SOMERSAULT
ANOTHER DAY
GOES
BY
AND THERE'S NO
WAY TO STOP IT
NO THERE'S NO
WAY TO STOP IT
NO YOU CAN'T
STOP IT
EVEN IF YOU TRIED
SO I'M NOT
GOING TO WORRY
NO I'M NOT
GOING TO WORRY
EVERY TIME I SEE
ANOTHER DAY GO BY
4 BAR BREAK
WHILE SOMERSAULTING
AT A COCKEYED ANGLE
WE MAKE A COCKEYED
CIRCLE 'ROUND THE SUN
AND WHEN WE CIRCLE
BACK TO WHERE
WE STARTED FROM
ANOTHER YEAR
HAS
RUN
AND THERE'S NO
WAY TO STOP IT
NO THERE'S NO
WAY TO STOP IT
IF THE EARTH WANTS TO
ROLL AROUND THE SUN
YOU'RE A FOOL
IF YOU WORRY
YOU'RE A FOOL
IF YOU WORRY
OVER ANYTHING
BUT LITTLE
NUMBER ONE
THAT'S YOU
THAT'S I
AND I
AND ME
THAT ALL ABSORBING
CHARACTER
THAT FASCINATING
CREATURE
THAT SUPER
SPECIAL FEATURE
ME
SO EVERY STAR
ON EVERY
WHIRLING PLANET
AND EVERY
CONSTELLATION
IN THE SKY
REVOLVES AROUND
THE CENTER
OF THE UNIVERSE
THAT LOVELY THING
CALLED I
AND THERE'S NO
WAY TO STOP IT
NO THERE'S NO
WAY TO STOP IT
AND I KNOW
THOUGH I CANNOT
TELL YOU WHY
JUST AS LONG
AS I'M LIVING
JUST AS LONG
AS I'M LIVING
THERE'LL BE NOTHING
ELSE AS WONDERFUL
AS I
I I I
NOTHING ELSE
AS WONDERFUL
AS I