I FLOPPED DOWN
IN MY EASY CHAIR AND
TURNED ON
CHANNEL TWO
A BAD GUNSLINGER
CALLED SALTY SAM
A-WAS A-CHASIN'
POOR SWEET SUE
HE TRAPPED HER IN
THE OLD SAWMILL AND
SAID WITH AN EVIL LAUGH
A-THEN HE GRABBED HER
HE TIED HER UP
HE TURNED ON
THE BUZZ SAW
AAH-AAH
AND THEN
ALONG CAME JONES
TALL THIN JONES
SLOW-WALKIN' JONES
ALONG CAME LONG LEAN
LANKY JONES
COMMERCIAL CAME ON
SO I GOT UP
TO GET MYSELF A SNACK
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
WHAT WAS GOIN' ON
BY THE TIME THAT
I GOT BACK
DOWN IN THE
OLD ABANDONED MINE
SWEET SUE
WAS A-HAVIN' FITS
THAT VILLAIN SAID
A-THEN HE GRABBED HER
HE TIED HER UP
HE LIT THE FUSE
TO THE DYNAMITE
AAH-AAH
AND THEN
ALONG CAME JONES
TALL THIN JONES
SLOW-WALKIN' JONES
ALONG CAME LONG LEAN
LANKY JONES
I GOT SO BUGGED
I TURNED IT OFF
AND TURNED ON
ANOTHER SHOW
BUT THERE WAS THE
SAME OLD SHOOT-'EM-UP
AND THE SAME
OLD RODEO
SALTY SAM WAS
A-TRYIN' TO STUFF
SWEET SUE IN
A BURLAP SACK
HE SAID
A-THEN HE GRABBED HER
HE TIED HER UP
HE THREW HER ON
THE RAILROAD TRACK
A TRAIN STARTED COMIN'
AAH-AAH
AND THEN
ALONG CAME JONES
TALL THIN JONES
SLOW-WALKIN' JONES
ALONG CAME LONG LEAN
LANKY JONES
ALONG CAME LONG LEAN
LANKY JONES
ALONG CAME LONG LEAN
LANKY JONES