THE SIGN SAYS
LONG HAIRED
FREAKY PEOPLE
NEED NOT APPLY
SO I TUCKED MY HAIR
UP UNDER MY HAT
AND I WENT IN TO
ASK HIM WHY
HE SAID YOU LOOK
LIKE A FINE
OUTSTANDING
YOUNG MAN
I THINK YOU'LL DO
SO I TOOK OF MY
HAT AND SAID
IMAGINE THAT
HUH ME
WORKIN' FOR YOU
OH OH OH
SIGNS SIGNS
EVERYWHERE
THERE'S SIGNS
BLOCKIN' UP THE
SCENERY BREAKIN'
MY MIND
DO THIS
DON'T DO THAT
CAN'T YOU
READ THE SIGNS
AND THE SIGN
SAYS ANYBODY
CAUGHT TRESPASSIN'
WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT
SO I JUMPED THE FENCE
AND I YELLED TO
THE HOUSE
HEY
WHAT GIVES YOU
THE RIGHT
TO PUT UP A FENCE
AND KEEP ME OUT
OR TO KEEP MOTHER
NATURE IN
IF GOD WAS HERE
HE'D TELL IT TO
YOUR FACE
MAN YOUR SOME KIND
OF SINNER
SIGNS SIGNS
EVERYWHERE
THERE'S SIGNS
BLOCKIN' UP THE
SCENERY BREAKIN'
MY MIND
DO THIS
DON'T DO THAT
CAN'T YOU
READ THE SIGNS
OH
I SAY NOW MISTER
CAN'T YOU READ
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE
A SHIRT AND TIE
FOR YOUR SEAT
YOU CAN'T WATCH NO
YOU CAN'T EAT
YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE
AND THE SIGN
SAYS YOU'VE GOT
TO HAVE A MEMBERSHIP
CARD
TO GET INSIDE
UHH
6 BAR BREAK
AND THE SIGN
SAYS EVERYBODY
WELCOME
COME IN AND KNEEL
DOWN AND PRAY
THEN THEY PASS AROUND
A PLATE AT THE END
OF IT ALL
AND I DIDN'T HAVE
A PENNY TO PAY
SO I GOT ME A PEN
AND PAPER
AND I MADE UP MY
OWN LITTLE SIGN
I SAID THANK YOU
LORD FOR THINKIN'
ABOUT ME
I'M ALIVE AND
DOIN' FINE
OH SIGNS SIGNS
EVERYWHERE
THERE'S SIGNS
BLOCKIN' UP THE
SCENERY BREAKIN'
MY MIND
DO THIS
DON'T DO THAT
CAN'T YOU
READ THE SIGNS
SIGNS SIGNS
EVERYWHERE
THERE'S SIGNS
BLOCKIN' UP THE
SCENERY BREAKIN'
MY MIND
DO THIS
DON'T DO THAT
CAN'T YOU
READ THE SIGNS