Aww s**t
get your towels ready
it's about to go down
Everybody in the place
hit the f**kin' deck
but stay on your
motherf**kin' toes
We running this
let's go
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
everybody look at me
'cos I'm sailing
on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
take a good hard look
at the motherf**kin'
boat
I'm on a boat
motherf**ker
take a look at me
Straight flowing
on a boat
on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots
wind whipping
out my coat
You can't stop me
motherf**ker
'cos I'm on a boat
take a picture
trick
I'm on a boat
b**ch
We drinking
Santana champ
'cos it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers
you at Kinko's
straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin
doing flips and s**t
the dolphin's splashing
Getting everybody all wet
but this ain't Seaworld
this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat
motherf**ker
don't you ever forget it
I'm on a boat and
it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
on a boat like Leo
if you're on the shore
then you're sure
not me-oh
Get the f**k up
this boat is real
f**k land
I'm on a boat
motherf**ker
F**k trees
I climb buoys
motherf**ker
I'm on the deck
with my buoys
motherf**ker
This boat engine
makes noise
motherf**ker
Hey ma
if you could
see me now
Arms spread wide
on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat
to the moon somehow
like Kevin Garnett
anything is possible
Yeah, never thought
I'd be on a boat
it's a big blue
watery road
Poseidon
look at me, oh
Never thought
I'd see the day
when a big boat
coming my way
Believe me when I say
I f**ked a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
everybody look at me
'cos I'm sailing
on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
take a good hard
look at the
motherf**kin' boat
Shorty, Shorty,
yeah, yeah, yeah