If they could see me now
That little gang of mine
I'm eatin' fancy chow
and drinkin' fancy wine
I'd like those stumble bums
to see for a fact
The kind of top drawer
first rate chums I attract
All I can say is wow-wee
Look at where I am
Tonight I landed pow
right in a pot of jam
What a set up holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could
see me now
If they could see me now
My little dusty group
Traipsin' 'round this
million dollar chicken coop
I'd hear those thrift shop cats
say brother get her
Draped on a bed spread made
from three kinds of fur
All I can say is wow
Wait 'til the riff an' raff
see just exactly how
he signed his autograph
What a build up holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could
see me now
If they could see me now
aIone with Mister V
Who's waitin' on me like
he was a maitre d'
I'd hear my buddies sayin'
Crazy what gives
Tonight she's living like
the other half lives
To think the highest brow
Which I must say is he
Should pick the lowest brow
Which there's no doubt is me
What a step up holy cow
They'd never believe it
If my friends could
see me now
They'd never believe it
They'd never believe it
If my friends could
see me now