I HEARD THERE IS
NO CHRISTMAS IN
THE SILLY MIDDLE EAST
NO TREES NO SNOW
NO SANTA CLAUS
THEY HAVE DIFFERENT
RELIGIOUS BELIEFS
THEY BELIEVE IN
MUHAMMAD
AND NOT IN
OUR HOLIDAY
AND SO
EVERY DECEMBER
I GO TO
THE MIDDLE EAST
AND SAY
HEY THERE MR. MUSLIM
MERRY F#####'
CHRISTMAS
PUT DOWN THAT BOOK
THE KORAN
AND HERE'S SOME
HOLIDAY WISHES
IN CASE
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED
IT'S JESUS'S BIRTHDAY
SO GET OFF YOUR
HEATHEN MUSLIM A$$
AND F#####' CELEBRATE
THERE IS NO
HOLIDAY SEASON
IN INDIA I'VE HEARD
THEY DON'T HANG UP
THEIR STOCKINGS
AND THAT IS
JUST ABSURD
THEY'VE NEVER READ
A CHRISTMAS STORY
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT
RUDOLPH IS ABOUT
AND THAT IS WHY
IN DECEMBER
I'LL GO TO INDIA
AND SHOUT
HEY THERE MR. HINDUIST
MERRY F#####'
CHRISTMAS
DRINK EGGNOG AND
EAT SOME BEEF AND
PASS IT TO THE MISSUS
IN CASE
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED
IT'S JESUS'S BIRTHDAY
SO GET OFF YOUR
HEATHEN HINDU A##
AND F#####' CELEBRATE
NOW I HEARD THAT
IN JAPAN
EVERYONE JUST
LIVES IN SIN
THEY PRAY TO
SEVERAL GODS
AND PUT NEEDLES
IN THEIR SKIN
ON DECEMBER
TWENTY-FIFTH
ALL THEY DO IS
EAT A CAKE
AND THAT IS WHY
I GO TO JAPAN AND
WALK AROUND AND
SAY
HEY THERE MR. SHINTOIST
MERRY F#####'
CHRISTMAS
GOD IS GONNA
KICK YOUR A##
YOU INFIDELIC
PAGAN SCUM
IN CASE
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED
THERE'S FESTIVE THINGS
TO DO
SO LET'S ALL REJOICE
FOR JESUS
MERRY F#####'
CHRISTMAS TO YOU
ON CHRISTMAS DAY
I TRAVEL
'ROUND THE WORLD
AND SAY
TAOISTS KRISHNAS
BUDDHISTS AND
ALL YOU ATHEISTS TOO
MERRY F#####'
CHRISTMAS
TO YOU
THANK YOU MR. HAT