THERE WAS A REDBACK
ON THE TOILET SEAT
WHEN I WAS THERE
LAST NIGHT
I DIDN'T SEE HIM
IN THE DARK
BUT BOY I FELT HIS BITE
I JUMPED HIGH UP
INTO THE AIR
AND WHEN HIT THE GROUND
THAT CRAFTY REDBACK
SPIDER WASN'T NOWHERE
TO BE FOUND
THERE WAS A REDBACK
ON THE TOILET SEAT
WHEN I WAS
THERE LAST NIGHT
I DIDN'T SEE HIM
IN THE DARK
BUT BOY I FELT HIS BITE
AND NOW I'M HERE IN
HOSPITAL A SAD AND
SORRY PLIGHT
AND I CURSE THE
REDBACK SPIDER ON THE
TOILET SEAT LAST NIGHT
I RUSHED INTO THE MISSUS
TOLD HER JUST WHERE
I'D BEEN BIT
SHE GRABBED THE
CUTTHROAT RAZOR BLADE
AND l NEARLY TOOK A FIT
I SAID JUST FORGET
WHATS ON YOUR MIND
AND CALL THE DOCTOR
PLEASE 'COS I'VE GOT A
FEELING THAT YOUR CURE
IS WORSE THAN THE DISEASE
I CAN'T LAY DOWN
I CAN'T SIT UP
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO
ALL THE NURSES THINK
ITS FUNNY
BUT THAT'S NOW MY
POINT OF VIEW
I TELL YOU IT'S
EMBARRASSING
AND THAT'S TO SAY
THE LEAST
THAT I'M TOO SICK TO
EAT A BITE WHILE THAT
SPIDER HAD A FEAST
THERE WAS A REDBACK
ON THE TOILET SEAT
WHEN I WAS
THERE LAST NIGHT
I DIDN'T SEE HIM
IN THE DARK
BUT BOY I FELT HIS BITE
AND NOW I'M HERE IN
HOSPITAL A SAD AND
SORRY PLIGHT
AND I CURSE THE
REDBACK SPIDER ON THE
TOILET SEAT LAST NIGHT
AND WHEN I GET
BACK HOME AGAIN
I TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO
I'LL MAKE THAT REDBACK
SUFFER FOR THE PAIN
I'M GOING THROUGH
I'VE HAD SO MANY NEEDLES
THAT I'M LOOKING
LIKE A SIEVE
AND I PROMISE YOU THAT
SPIDER HASN'T VERY
LONG TO LIVE
THERE WAS A REDBACK
ON THE TOILET SEAT
WHEN I WAS THERE
LAST NIGHT
I DIDN'T SEE HIM
IN THE DARK
BUT BOY I FELT HIS BITE
AND NOW I'M HERE IN
HOSPITAL A SAD AND
SORRY PLIGHT
AND I CURSE THE
REDBACK SPIDER ON THE
TOILET SEAT LAST NIGHT
AND I CURSE THE
REDBACK SPIDER ON THE
TOILET SEAT LAST NIGHT