WELL I GOT A CALL
FROM MY BEST FRIEND
THIS EVENING
HE SAID HE WASN'T
GOING OUT
WITH US GUYS ON
FRIDAY NIGHT
YEAH HE WAS
GONNA CHANGE
FOR HIS NEWFOUND
FLAME
TO KEEP HER SATISFIED
AND I JUST LAUGHED
AND SAID
HA HA HA HEY MAN
WELL GO AHEAD
AND TRY
'CAUSE I
GAVE UP SMOKING
WOMEN
AND DRINKING
LAST NIGHT
IT WAS THE WORST
FIFTEEN MINUTES
OF MY LIFE
NOW I'VE HEARD IT SAID
THAT TOO MUCH FUN
WILL KILL YOU
AND I'LL BE THE FIRST
TO TELL YOU
THAT I DON'T WANNA DIE
TOO MANY
TWELVE OUNCE CURLS
PRETTY GIRLS
AND PARTIES
AIN'T ADVISED
WELL TAKE IT FROM ME
DON'T BELIEVE
ALL THAT HYPE
'CAUSE I
GAVE UP SMOKING
WOMEN
AND DRINKING
LAST NIGHT
AND IT WAS THE WORST
FIFTEEN MINUTES
OF MY LIFE
HA HA THAT'S RIGHT
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
WELL YOU COULD GET HIT
BY A TRUCK TOMORROW
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL
RAISE A LITTLE HELL
TONIGHT
'CAUSE I
GAVE UP SMOKING
WOMEN
AND DRINKING
LAST NIGHT
AND IT WAS THE WORST
FIFTEEN MINUTES
OF MY LIFE
MAN IT WAS THE WORST
FIFTEEN MINUTES OF
MY LIFE
HA THAT'S RIGHT
NEVER AGAIN