After one whole quart
of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy
I don't even shake
Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well I think
But this half pint invitation
put me on the blink
I'm wild again
Beguiled again
A simperin' whimperin'
child again
Bewitched bothered
and bewildered am I
Listen baby
I couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep
where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched bothered
and bewildered am I
Lost my heart
but what of it
My mistake I agree
Oh she's such a laugh
And I love it
Although the laugh's on me
Oo I'll sing to him
Bring spring to him
And worship the
trousers that cling to him
Oo bewitched bothered
and bewildered am I
Oh you're so cute
Oo she's kept enough
She's slept enough
And yet where it counts
she's adept enough
Oh bewitched bothered
and bewildered am I
When he talks he is seeking
words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking
she's at her very best
Oh we've seen a lot
I mean a lot
And now we're like
sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched bothered
and bewildered am I
Oh we're vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God we can be
oversexed again
Bewitched bothered
and bewildered am I
Oo oo oo oo