NOW YOU CHILDREN
BETTER WATCH
YOUR P'S AND Q'S
A HANG UP
YOUR CLOTHES
AND CLEAN UP
YOUR ROOM
A DO EVERYTHING
THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO DO
'CAUSE SANTA CLAUS
IS WATCHING YOU
NOW ALL YOU KIDS
BETTER BEHAVE
A GET YOUR HOMEWORK
EVERYDAY
AND TRY TO MAKE
GOOD GRADES
IN SCHOOL
'CAUSE SANTA CLAUS
IS WATCHING YOU
WELL EVERY
CHRISTMAS EVE
HE CLIMBS ON HIS SLED
FULL OF TOYS
AND SPREADS
CHRISTMAS CHEER
TO ALL GOOD
LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS
AND SANTA CLAUS SAY
ON DASHER
AND DANCER
AND PRANCER
AND VIXEN AND COMET
AND CUPID
AND DONNER
AND BLITZEN
AND BRUCE
AND MARVIN
SAY WELL
HE JUST DISLOCATED
HIS HIP
IN A TWIST CONTEST
AND HE'S ALL STOVED UP
IN THE HOSPITAL
YES BUT WE'VE GOT
A SWINGIN'
REPLACEMENT
SAY WE GOT
THE FASTEST STEED
FROM THE SANDS OF
THE RAMUS DESERT
BABY
SAY WE GOT CLYDE
THE CAMEL
AND THEN HE SAY
ON CLYDE
ON YOU GREAT CAMEL
AND CLYDE SAY
MUH AH AH AH AH AH
WHICH IS CAMEL FOR
DON'T BUG ME MAN
SAY I'M PULLIN'
THIS SLEIGH
AS FAST AS I CAN
OVER THE TREES
OVER THE FENCES
THROUGH THE SKY
'CROSS THE CLOUDS
ON THE ROOF
CLICK CLACK CLICK
REAL QUICK
'CAUSE HERE COMES
JOLLY OL' ST. NICK
HO HO HO
NOW YOU CHILDREN
BETTER BE GOOD
AND ACT LIKE
ALL GOOD CHILDREN
SHOULD
BE CAREFUL
OF WHAT YOU SAY
AND DO
'CAUSE SANTA CLAUS
IS WATCHING YOU
WELL EVERY
CHRISTMAS EVE
HE CLIMBS ON HIS SLED
WITH A DUAL EXHAUST
SIDE MIRRORS
FOX TAILS MUD FLAPPS
AND LEOPARD SKIN
SEAT COVERS
SAY I'S GOT APPLES
AND ORANGES
HUNDRED AND SEVENTY
PONIES
THREE THOUSAND SETS
OF DRUMS
SEVEN THOUSAND
COMIC BOOKS
AND A DO-IT-YOURSELF
GUITAR COURSE
COMPLETE WITH AN
8x10 COLOR PHOTO
OF BO DIDDLEY
SUITABLE FOR FRAMING
YES
AND WITH THAT
LEAPING ON HIS SLED
AND LAYING HIS
FINGERS
SIDE OF HIS NOSE
HE PULLED BACK
ON THE REINS
CRACKED THE WHIP
AND TOOK OFF
LIKE THE FIRST STAGE
OF A CAPE CANAVARAL
ROCKET
HEADED STRAIGHT
FOR THE ICE AND
SNOWY REGIONS
OF THE NORTH POLE
WHICH IS HABITATED
AND ABOUNDING
IN POLAR BEARS
AND PENGUINS YES
AND YOU COULD
HEAR HIM EXCLAIM
AS HE DROVE
OUT OF SIGHT
ON DASHER
AND DANCER
AND PRANCER
AND VIXEN AND COMET
AND CUPID
AND DONNER
AND BLITZEN
AND BRUCE
AND MARVIN
ON CLYDE
AND CLYDE SAID
MUWAYAH
WHICH IS CAMEL FOR
MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVERYBODY