HER GREEN PLASTIC
WATERING CAN
FOR A FAKE CHINESE
RUBBER PLANT
IN THE FAKE
PLASTIC EARTH
THAT SHE BOUGHT FROM
A RUBBER MAN
IN A TOWN FULL OF
RUBBER PLANS
TO GET RID OF ITSELF
IT WEARS HER OUT
IT WEARS HER OUT
IT WEARS HER OUT
IT WEARS HER OUT
SHE LIVES WITH
A BROKEN MAN
A CRACKED
POLYSTYRENE MAN
WHO JUST CRUMBLES
AND BURNS
HE USED TO DO SURGERY
FOR GIRLS
IN THE EIGHTIES
BUT GRAVITY
ALWAYS WINS
AND IT WEARS HIM OUT
IT WEARS HIM OUT
IT WEARS HIM OUT
IT WEARS
SHE LOOKS LIKE
THE REAL THING
SHE TASTES LIKE
THE REAL THING
MY FAKE PLASTIC LOVE
BUT I CAN'T
HELP THE FEELIN'
I COULD BLOW
THROUGH THE CEILING
IF I JUST TURN AND RUN
AND IT WEARS ME OUT
IT WEARS ME OUT
IT WEARS ME OUT
IT WEARS ME OUT
AND IF I COULD BE
WHO YOU WANTED
IF I COULD BE
WHO YOU WANTED
ALL THE TIME
ALL THE TIME
AH AH AH AH AH AH