I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower
Woo
I'm makin' 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower
Woo
I'm makin' 6 bucks
Babysitting sucks
But whatever they got
Junk food kung fu egg fu
Dig Dug a dog doo
And a hot Mr. Weintraub
I mean he's old but not dimmed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around
in the corner for time out
'Aight Josh what you wanna do
You wanna watch cartoons
HBO got Platoon
Hey get back in the room
I assume your folks are
gonna be out late
Go make me Kool Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and
masturbate
Then call my boyfriend Gabe
And see if he ate
Spit out my Bubbalicious
And get to one of them
big fridges that could fit
10 midgets
**** they're rich
Hey she left me fifty like
Fifty dishes *****
Let's try on ya mom's
Minks think she'll miss
These Chanel links
In high heels you look like
Jar Jar Binks
Go play under the sink
I want your daddy as well
But if you tell
You'll die of sickle cell
And God told me you're goin'
straight to ****
Well if you don't like it
I can leave and then
You'll be alone believe me
That's what the creepy
monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your TV
Put on your Jammers and
don't wet the bed
I got a camera I'll take a picture and
show that little girl you like Sarah
Oh and one more thing
There's been several mass
murderers spotted in the area
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower
Woo
I'm makin' 6 Bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower
Woo
I'm makin' 6 Bucks an hour
Let's make Fluffernutters
Don't ******' utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter
Make star cookies outta ya skin
while you sleep
Keep still
I gotta check the
bathroom cabinet
Hey what are these Pills
I'll take the Valium
Josh you take a bag and
the Tagament
Stop throwin' up
I'm not paid enough
You clean up the rug
Is that Fluff
I told you 6 boxes of
unmade Jell-O was too much
All right kid you gotta go to bed
I know its only 6
But my boy just came over and he
wants me to give him head
Sit his bare *** on the couch
where you watch Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky
The spot'll be sticky
'Cause I sucked his Dicky
And used your mom's Cucumber
Don't worry
I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared
You can have it for supper
Nice and crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime Story
Gabe get off you're so horny
Josh get in bed and
Freddie Krueger might let you
see your mom in the mornin'
No porn and shut the shade
Gabe one day you'll know
how nice it is to get laid
while you gettin' paid
Bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower
Woo
I'm makin' 6 Bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower
Woo
I'm makin' 6 Bucks an hour
Daddy just came back
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower
Woo
I'm makin' 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower
Woo
I'm makin' 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower
Woo
I'm makin' 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower
Woo
I'm makin' 6 bucks an hour