IF I COULD READ THEIR MINDS
I KINDA THINK I'D SEE
A LOT OF LITTLE QUESTIONS
THERE CONCERNIN' ME
FOR INSTANCE, HAS HE AGED
OR DID HE LOSE WEIGHT
I THINK I READ SOMEWHERE
THAT HE'S THIRTY-EIGHT
HE HASN'T LOST HIS HAIR
HE COULD STAND A LITTLE DYE
HE LOOKS RELAXED UP THERE
BUT WHAT'S HE LIKE INSIDE
HOW DOES OLD PERRA-LA
UNWIND
I COULD ALMOST
READ THEIR MINDS
FROM MY PUBLICITY
I'LL BET YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW
IF I'LL STAY AWAKE
THROUGH THE ENTIRE SHOW
YOU WONDER WHAT'S
BENEATH THAT FLORIDA TAN
DEEP DOWN INSIDE
IS HE A DIRTY OLD MAN
WHAT DOES IT REALLY TAKE
TO MAKE HIM LOSE HIS COOL
DOES HE GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT THAT TIRED STOOL
DOES HE NOTICE GIRLS' BEHINDS
I CAN ALMOST READ YOUR MINDS
IT DOESN'T TAKE A GUY
EQUIPPED WITH E.S.P.
TO SEE WHAT'S COOKIN'
WITH YOUR CURIOSITY
IS MISTER NICE GUY
JUST A PRESS AGENT'S PITCH
HIS DEAREST FRIENDS SAY
HE'S A...
YOU NEVER THOUGHT
YOU'D SEE ME IN LAS VEGAS LIVE
I HAVEN'T PLAYED A CLUB
SINCE EIGHTEEN-EIGHTY-FIVE
IT'S SPELLED OUT
IN DOLLAR SIGNS
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
I CAN ALMOST READ YOUR MINDS
