Mr. Telephone Man
there's something
wrong with my line
When I dial my
baby's number
I get a click
every time
Mr. Telephone Man
There's something
wrong with my line
When I dial my
baby's number
I get a click
every time
When I dial 611
Repair Service
She said:
Hello may I
help you please?
I told her something
must be wrong
with my phone
'Cos my baby wouldn't
hang up on me
Mr. Telephone Man
There's something
wrong with my line
When I dial my baby's
number I get a
click every time
Mr. Telephone Man
There's something
wrong with my line
When I dial my baby's
number I get a
click every time
She let the phone ring
twenty times before
she answered
Let me tell you
what happened then
A minute later
I got the operator
saying please hang up
and place your
call again, baby
Mr. Telephone Man
There's something
wrong with my line
When I dial my
baby's number
I get a click
every time
Mr. Telephone Man
Something's wrong
with my line
I try to dial
her number
But I get a
click every time
Some strange man
is on the telephone
He keeps telling me
my baby ain't home
She ain't got
no party line
The situation's
blowing my mind, oh
I just can't
take this anymore
Please operator
See what
you can do
I dialled the
right number
But I still couldn't
get through
Could you just
check the line
Just one more
time if you can?
I'm pretty sure her
phone wouldn't be
answered by no man
Mr. Telephone Man
There's something
wrong with my line
When I dial my
baby's number
I get a click
every time
Mr. Telephone Man
Something's wrong
with my line
I try to dial
her number
But I get a
click every time
Must be a
bad connection
I give her my
love and affection
I just can't take
this no more
This situation
blows my mind
Can't get my baby
on the line
Ooh I tried
dialling information
I can't get
no co-operation
Her sister's on
the phone telling me
my baby ain't at home
Come on baby
I just can't take it
any more
Help me out
Oh please
Mr. Telephone Man
Help me out
Please Mr.
Telephone Man