WELL I'VE BEEN SAVED
BY THE GRACE
OF SOUTHERN CHARM
I GOT A MOUTH LIKE
A SAILOR
AND YOURS IS MORE
LIKE A HALLMARK CARD
IF YOU WANNA
PICK A FIGHT
WELL I'M GONNA HAVE
TO SAY GOODNIGHT
I DON'T HAVE TO
BE HATEFUL
I CAN JUST SAY BLESS
YOUR HEART
AND EVEN THOUGH
I DON'T
BELONG WITH YOUR
HIGH LIFE FRIENDS
DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T
GET TOGETHER
AND TRY TO MAKE
AMENDS
IT'S EASIER
CAN'T YOU SEE
LET'S AGREE TO
JUST DISAGREE
WE DON'T HAVE TO
LIKE EACH OTHER
BUT IT'S SURE FUN
TO PRETEND
SO LET'S SHAKE HANDS
AND REACH ACROSS
THOSE PARTY LINES
YOU GOT YOUR FRIENDS
JUST LIKE I GOT MINE
WE MIGHT THINK A
LITTLE DIFFERENTLY
BUT WE GOT A LOT
IN COMMON YOU
WILL SEE
WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU
ONLY PRETTIER
EVERYBODY SAYS YOU
GOTTA KNOW YOUR
ENEMIES
EVEN IF THEY
ONLY WEIGH
A HUNDRED POUNDS
AND STAND FIVE
FOOT THREE
IF YOU JUST SMILE
AND BEHAVE
YOU CAN ALWAYS
GET YOUR WAY
IT'S A UNIVERSAL
PLAN THAT'LL GET YOU
WHERE YOU CAN IN
ALL SOCIETIES
SO LET'S SHAKE HANDS
AND REACH ACROSS
THOSE PARTY LINES
YOU GOT YOUR FRIENDS
JUST LIKE I GOT MINE
WE MIGHT THINK A
LITTLE DIFFERENTLY
BUT WE GOT A LOT
IN COMMON YOU
WILL SEE
WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU
ONLY PRETTIER
HEY
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
LET'S SHAKE HANDS
AND REACH ACROSS
THOSE PARTY LINES
YOU GOT YOUR FRIENDS
JUST LIKE I GOT MINE
WE MIGHT THINK A
LITTLE DIFFERENTLY
BUT WE GOT A LOT
IN COMMON YOU
WILL SEE
WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU
ONLY PRETTIER
WELL I'LL KEEP
DRINKIN'
AND YOU'LL KEEP
GETTIN' SKINNIER
I'M JUST LIKE YOU
ONLY PRETTIER