ILSA WAS
AN ACROBAT
WHO WENT AND FELL
IN LOVE WITH THAT
HORATIO
THE HUMAN
CANNONBALL
A WEDDIN' 'NEATH
THE BIG TOP TENT
WITH BARKERS
CLOWNS AND
ELEPHANTS
SIDESHOW FAMILY
ODDITIES AND ALL
THE DOG-FACED
BOY HOWLED OUT
WITH JOY
AS THE TATTOOED
LADY WAS CRYIN'
EVER SINCE THE
BEGINNING
TO KEEP THE WORLD
SPINNING
IT TAKES ALL
KINDS OF KINDS
THOMAS WAS A
CONGRESSMAN
WITH CLOSETS FULL
OF SKELETONS
AND DRESSES THAT
HE WORE ON
FRIDAY NIGHTS
PHYLLIS WAS
A PHARMACIST
A DAB OF THAT
A PINCH OF THIS
CONCOCTED
TO SUPPRESS
HER APPETITE
WHEN THE CHILDREN
WERE FIDDLIN'
SHE'D SLIP 'EM
SOME RITALIN
AND WAIT
FOR THOMASINA
TO ARRIVE
'CAUSE EVER SINCE
THE BEGINNING
TO KEEP THE WORLD
SPINNING
IT TAKES ALL
KINDS OF KINDS
ALL KINDS OF KINDS
6 BAR BREAK
WHEN I PLAY THIS
OLD GUITAR
FROM CHILDREN'S
SHOWS
TO SMOKY BARS
I TAKE A BREAK
AND THINK ABOUT
THE PAST
WHEN I STOOD UP
IN GEOMETRY
AND EVERYBODY
STARED AT ME
AND I TOSSED MY
TEST INTO THE TRASH
I SCRATCHED OFF
MY NUMBER
WHILE HITCHIN'
OUT UNDER
THAT BUSH LEAGUE
POPULATION SIGN
EVER SINCE THE
BEGINNING
TO KEEP THE WORLD
SPINNING
IT TAKES ALL
KINDS OF KINDS
NOW SOME
POINT A FINGER
AND LET IGNORANCE
LINGER
IF THEY'D LOOK IN
THE MIRROR
THEY'D FIND
THAT EVER SINCE
THE BEGINNING
TO KEEP THE WORLD
SPINNING
IT TAKES ALL
KINDS OF KINDS
ALL KINDS OF KINDS
ALL KINDS OF KINDS
YEAH YEAH
OOH OOH
OH YEAH