I've been driving in my car
It's not quite a Jaguar
I bought it in Primrose Hill
From a bloke, from Brazil
It was made in '59
In a factory by the Tyne
It says Morris on the door
The GPO owned it before
I drive in it for my job
The govenor call me a slob
But I don't really care
It leaks some gaps
to the open air
It's a bit old but it's mine
I mend it in my spare time
Just last week
I changed the oil
The rocker valves and the coil
Just last week
I changed the oil
Last week
it went round the clock
I also had a little knock
I dented somebody's fender
He learned not to
park on a bender
I've been driving in my car
It don't look much
but I've been far
I drove it to Muswell Hill
I've even been to Selsy Bill
I drove along the A45
I had her up to 58
This copper stopped me
the other day
Your mistake what could I say
The tyres were a little worn
They were okay
I could have sworn
I like driving in my car
I'm satisfied I got this far
I like driving in my car
It don't look much
but I've been far
I like driving in my car
Even with a flat tyre
I like driving in my car
It's not quite a Jaguar
I like driving in my car
I'm satisfied I got this far