Naughty boys
in nasty schools
Headmaster's breaking
all the rules
Having fun and
playing fools,
smashing up the
woodwork tools
All the teachers
in the pub
passing round
the ready-rub
Trying not to
think of when
the lunchtime bell
will ring again
Oh what fun
we had
But, did it really
turn out bad
All I learnt at school
was how to bend
not break the rule
Oh what fun
we had
but at the time
it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
to make a difference
to the days
Headmaster's
had enough today
All the kids have
gone away
Gone to fight with
next door's school
Every term,
that is the rule
Sits alone and
bends his cane
Same old
backsides again
All the small ones
tell tall tales
walking home and
squashing snails
Oh what fun
we had
But, did it really
turn out bad
All I learnt at school
was how to bend
not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
but at the time it
seemed so bad
Trying different ways
to make a difference
to the days
Lots of girls
and lots of boys
Lots of smells and
lots of noise
Playing football
in the park
Kicking pushbikes
after dark
Baggy trousers,
dirty shirt
Pulling hair
and eating dirt
Teacher comes
to break it up
Back of the 'ead
with a plastic cup
Oh what fun we had
But, did it really
turn out bad
All I learnt at school
was how to bend
not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
but at the time
it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
to make a differenc
to the days
Baggy trousers,
baggy trousers,
baggy trousers
Baggy trousers,
baggy trousers,
baggy trousers