Hung pictures of
patron saints up
on my wall
To remind me that
I am a fool
Tell me where I
came from
what I will always be
just a spoiled
little kid
who went to
Catholic school
When I am dead
I won't join their ranks
'Cause they are
both holy and free
And I'm in Ohio
satanic and chained up
and until the end
that's how it'll be
I said make me
love myself
so that I might love you
Don't make me a liar
'cause I swear to god
When I said it
I thought it was true
Saint Calvin told me
not to worry about you
But he's got his own
things to deal with
There's really just
one thing that we
have in common
Neither of us
will be missed
Saint Bernard sits
at the top
of the driveway
You always said
how you loved dogs
I don't know if I count
But I'm trying my best
when I'm howling
and barking these songs