Alright so this is a song
about anyone
it could be anyone
You're just doing
your own thing
and someone comes
out the blue
They're like
Alright whataya saying
yeah can I take your digits
And you're like
No not in a million years
you're nasty
Please leave me alone
Cut to the pub
on a lads night out
Man at the bar
cos it was his shout
Clocks this bird
and she looks okay
Caught him looking
and she walks his way
Alright darlin you gonna
buy us a drink then
Err no but I was thinking of
buying one for your friend
She's got no taste
hand on his waist
tries to pull away
but her lips on his face
If you insist
I'll have a white wine spritzer
Sorry love but
you ain't a pretty picture
Can't knock 'em out
can't walk away
Try desperately to think
of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
just leave me alone
And no you cant
have my number
Why 'cause I've
lost my phone
Oh yeah actually
yeah I'm pregnant
Having a baby in like six months
so no and yeah yeah
I recognise this guy
That's what she's thinking
As he comes over
her heart starts sinking
She's like
oh here we go
It's a routine check
that she already knows
She's thinking
they're all the same
Yeah you alright baby
You look alright still
yeah what's your name
She looks in her bag
takes out a fag
Tries to get away
from the guy on a blag
can't find a light
Here use mine
You see the thing is
I really don't have the time
Can't knock 'em out
can't walk away
Try desperately to think
of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
just leave me alone
And no you
can't have my number
'Cause I've lost my phone
Go away now
let me go
Are you stupid
or just a little slow
Go away now
I've made myself clear
Nah it's not gonna happen
Not in a a million years
Can't knock 'em out
can't walk away
Try desperately to think
of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
just leave me alone
And no you
cant have my number
'Cause I've lost my phone
Can't knock 'em out
can't walk away
Try desperately to think
of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
just leave me alone
And no you cant
have my number
'cause I've
lost my phone
Nah I've gotta go
'cause my house is on fire
I've got herpes err no
I've got syphilis