Oh deary me
My little brother's
in his bedroom
smoking weed
I tell him he should get up
'cause it's nearly
half-past three
He can't be bothered
'cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely
if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see him
'Cause his room is so smoky
Don't understand
How one can
watch so much TV
My baby brother Alfie
How I wish that
you could see
Oh I only say it
'cause I care
So please can you stop
pulling my hair
Now now there's
no need to swear
Please don't despair
My dear mon frère
Oh Alfie get up
It's a brand new day
I just can't sit back
and watch you
waste your life away
You need to get a job
because the bills
need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some
walls out there
that you can go and spray
I'm feeling guiltier
for leading you astray
Now how the hell
do you ever expect
that you'll get laid
When all you do is stay in
playing your computer games
Oh I only say it
'cause I care
So please can you stop
pulling my hair
Now now there's
no need to swear
Please don't despair
My dear mon frère
Oh little brother
Please refrain
from doing that
I'm trying to help you out
So can you stop
being a twat
It's time that you and I
sat down and
had a little chat
And look me in the eye
Take off that
stupid fitted cap
Oh I only say it
'cause I care
So please can you stop
pulling my hair
Now now there's
no need to swear
Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Now mon frère