Oh oh oh
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh oh oh
Oh I don't know
I don't know
oh where to begin
We are North Americans
And for those of you
who still think we're from England
We're not
No
We pit our blades and all trains
'til we think we might die
far from North America
Where the buildings are old
and you might have lots of mines
Uh-huh
Uh uh
I hate the feeling
when you're lookin' at me that way
'cause we're North Americans
but if we act all shy
it'll make it okay
Makes it go away
Oh I don't know
I don't know
oh where to begin
Well we're North Americans
But in the end
make the same mistakes all over again
Come on North Americans
Oh-ho-ho-ho
We are North American scum
Oh-ho-ho
We're from North America
And all the kids
all the kids don't wanna make a scene
here in North America
when all your kids get to read it
in your magazines
We don't have those
So where's the love
Where's the love
Where's the love
Where's the love
Where's the love tonight
But there's no love man
There's no love
when the kids are uptight
Uh uh
So throw a party 'til the cops come in
and bust it up
Let's go North Americans
Oh you were planning it
I didn't mean to interrupt
Sorry
I did it once
and my parents got pretty upset
Freaked out in North America
But then I said the more I do it
the better it gets
Let's rock North America
Oh-ho-ho-ho
We are North American scum
Oh-ho-hi
We're from North America
Oh-ho-ho-ho
We are North American scum
Oh-ho-ho
We are North American
New York's the greatest
if you get someone to pay the rent
Wahoo North America
And it's the furthest you can live
from the government
Uh-huh
Huh
Some fat American Christians
might disagree
here in North America
But New York's the only place
we're keeping them off the street
Ooh ooh
Now we can't have parties like in Spain
where they go all night
Shut down in North America
or like Berlin where they go another night
alright
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
You see I love this place
that I've grown to know
Alright North America
And yeah I know you wouldn't touch us
with a ten-foot pole
'cause we're North Americans
Oh-ho-ho-ho
We are North American scum
Oh-ho-hi
We are North Americans
Huh oh-ho-ho-ho
We are North American scum
Oh-ho-hi
We love North America
Take me back to the states man
North American scum
where we can be in any one
of a million new bands
North America
where the DJ gigs aren't as fun
here with North American scum
But don't blame the Canadians
Look out North America