I HEARD YOU HAD
TO DRIVE HIM HOME
AFTER TWO
UMBRELLA DRINKS
I HEARD HE'S
GOT A PRIUS
'CAUSE HE'S
INTO BEIN' GREEN
MY BUDDY SAID
HE SAW Y'ALL
EATIN' THAT
SUSHI STUFF
BABY THAT DON'T
SOUND LIKE YOU
THAT DON'T
SOUND LIKE LOVE
SOUNDS LIKE IT SUCKS
HE CAN'T EVEN
BAIT A HOOK
HE CAN'T EVEN
SKIN A BUCK
HE DON'T KNOW WHO
JACK DANIELS IS
AIN'T EVER
DROVE A TRUCK
KNOWS HOW TO
THROW OUT A LINE
BUT NOT THE KIND
IN A FIELD AND
STREAM BOOK
NO DARLIN' I AIN'T
EVEN WORRIED
YOU'LL COME
RUNNIN' BACK
HE CAN'T EVEN
BAIT A HOOK
HAS HE KISSED YOU
IN A HAY FIELD
AS THE SUMMER
RAIN FALLS DOWN
HAS HE TOOK YOU
TO MEET HIS MAMA
BACK IN HIS HOMETOWN
DOES HE DRIVE
THE INTERSTATE
OR DOES HE
TAKE THEM
OLD BACK ROADS
CAN HE MELT
YOUR HEART
WITH A COUNTRY SONG
EVERY GOOD OLD BOY
SHOULD KNOW
I DIDN'T THINK SO
HE CAN'T EVEN
BAIT A HOOK
HE CAN'T EVEN
SKIN A BUCK
HE DON'T KNOW WHO
JACK DANIELS IS
AIN'T EVER
DROVE A TRUCK
KNOWS HOW TO
THROW OUT A LINE
BUT NOT THE KIND
IN A FIELD AND
STREAM BOOK
NO DARLIN' I AIN'T
EVEN WORRIED
YOU'LL COME
RUNNIN' BACK
HE CAN'T EVEN
BAIT A HOOK
7 BAR
BREAK
IT WON'T BE THAT LONG
'TIL YOU START
GETTIN' BORED
I'LL BE SMILIN' ON
THE RIVER
REELIN' IN ONE MORE
HE CAN'T EVEN
BAIT A HOOK
HUH
HE CAN'T EVEN
SKIN A BUCK
HELL HE DON'T KNOW
WHO JACK DANIELS IS
AIN'T EVER
DROVE A TRUCK
KNOWS HOW TO
THROW OUT A LINE
BUT NOT THE KIND
IN A FIELD AND
STREAM BOOK
NO DARLIN' I AIN'T
EVEN WORRIED
'CAUSE YOU'LL
COME RUNNIN' BACK
HE CAN'T EVEN
BAIT A HOOK
NO BABY I AIN'T
EVEN WORRIED
HE CAN'T EVEN
BAIT A HOOK
NO YOU'RE THE
ONE THAT'S GOIN'
BE SORRY
WHEN YOU'RE HEADIN'
TO GET TOFU AND
HE HAS A FLAT TIRE
IN HIS FOREIGN CAR
AND DON'T KNOW HOW
TO CHANGE IT
AND YOU GET YOUR
NEW GUCCI SHOES WET
AND YOUR MAD AND
IRRITATED
I'VE SEEN YOU
IRRITATED
I'M TELLIN' YOU
BETTER HIM THAN
ME ACTUALLY